Social Issues by Party

Conservatives: We don’t experience this issue, therefore it doesn’t exist. We oppose any solution that works because it would victimize us.

Liberals: We don’t experience this issue but we’re good at listening. We’ll pass laws that address the issue for those most like us. The rest will be criminalized.

NDP: Some among us experience this issue. We’ll pass laws that are slightly more encompassing than the Liberals. The rest will be criminalized.

Bloc Québécois: Glares at the NDP.

Christian Heritage: Those who experience this issue deserve it. In fact, we want to pass laws that punish those who experience this issue.

Libertarian: We don’t experience this issue, therefore it’s not our problem. We oppose any solution unless it makes us money.

Communist (Marxist-Leninist): This is a class issue so the problem will solve itself once we’re in power. Anyone who brings it up thereafter is a counter-revolutionary.

Pirate: We don’t know anything about the issue but we think that freeing documentaries from copyright will help.

Rhinoceros: OMG THERE ARE PICTURES OF CATS ON THE INTERNET.

This perception is through the lens of my own views. It’ll be interesting to see where I stand in ten years and how I view different parties.