Typical opening message, typical answer
Him: wow heyy cutie your sexy
Me: Yes I miss the simplicity of Newtonian physics myself.
Him: lol whats that mean… so what are you lookin for hun
Someone finally clues in
Him: LOL Great profile..lol
Me: Thank you. Glad you read it, you’d be one of a very select few.
Him: I do like it. So, who is the real you? I’m guessing that’s not your real pic & age lol
Me: Nope, and congratulations on figuring it out. You’re the first since I started this profile three days ago.
[I then give an honest explanation of what I’m doing.]
More of Mr. Ankle-socks. I felt bad for him in the end when I realized he was not an average kinkster, but in fact mentally deficient. I quickly put an end to the conversation.
Him: Would you ever sell yer dirty anklet socks? ;p
Me: I could be a one-woman factory; and ship my old panties/socks to vending machines, Japanese style.
Him: hehe ok, that is wrong 🙂 you could be really sweet and send me just a pair of your cute socks instead?
Him: You are really beautiful and I see very smart btw.
Him: So I take it you wouldn’t offer your socks? Please?
Me: It requires effort for me to mail them.
Him: I understand. I would pay you for your effort? Please? 🙂
Me: How much?
Him: Depends I guess… how many socks, etc? Do you have any cute pairs now dirty? I would really love even 1 pair….
Me: Define “dirty”? And would two pairs work?
Him: Well worn.. visibilly dirty.. little stinky? 🙂 Two pairs would be heaven.
Me: I can maybe arrange that. How much would you pay for them?
Him: What do you think is fair? I don’t wanna offend you.. I’ve honestly only ever done this once. I try 🙂
Me: You won’t. Make an offer.
Him: Any footwear you’d be willing to offer, socks, heels, flats, etc. 🙂 Paticularly socks since we are already discussing that and they are easy to mail…
Me: Can’t afford to give up my footwear.
Him: $50? I don’t know love. You tell me? I would really love anything you sent me.
Me: That’s fine. Where do I ship them to? You can send the money after to the return address on the letter.
Him: Very nice. I would be willing to do this again as well if you were up for it but we will see how the first time goes 🙂 You will send them when?
Me: When you give me your address.
Him: Thank you! Please let me know when they are mailed..
[THE PERSON’S FULL ADDRESS]
Sarnia, ONMe: Sweet. Will do.
Him: Do you have 2 pairs now nice and worn? Anything but black please and thanks…
Me: Hi I’m Tasha’s father. I stumbled on this series of messages while I was reading through her mail. You can keep your money; I’m not going to let her send any socks. Please move on to talking to other users on this site.
Him: I apologize, I was mistaking Tasha for LAURA…Katrina. Outstanding. How coincidental, isn’t it? Please don’t commit to something if you haven’t intentions to follow through. Thanks anyway. Sorry to bother you.
I couldn’t resist
Him: how r u ? how was ur day ? how was yesterday did u feel the quack ? so u just looking to hang out ?
Me: I didn’t feel up the quack, no.
Him: so u just looking to hang out or u looking for more ?
29 year old, topless in all of his profile pictures
Him: love your pics you look incrdible hows your day going xoxoxoxo
Him: you look so good in that skirt
Me: So do you.
Him: aww thank you your so sweet what r u up too this weekend
Him: m so suprised your single your the cutest thing ive scene in awhile wish you where here cuddlying me
Me: I hope your competency at screwing is better than your mastery of the English language.
Him: lol im an Grade A student in screwing i take it your a master at both the english language and screwing
Me: No, I’m just good enough in English so that I don’t come across as a tard whose sole interest is to get in someone’s pants.
Comments
3 responses to “More PlentyOfFish Trolling”
OMG! Is this wrong? I’m sure it is, yet it seems so right. I’m amazed at how many crackpots there are out there. It must be kinda scary in a way for someone honestly looking.
Is it wrong? I’d argue no! Thing to note though: I don’t make first contact, and I only make fun of those that are worthy of appearing here. On that note.
PlentyOfFish lets you know if your sent messsages were read, unread, and/or deleted. After receiving my last message, the individual deleted all messages sent from my fake account, as if to wipe his traces.