The film’s protagonist arrives home to write a letter.
He attempts to switch the lights; only they won’t turn on. Maybe the firmware on the smart lights crashed again, maybe one of the servers involved is down, maybe the company has sunset support to focus on new product lines, maybe the router needs a reboot.
The protagonist, in the dark, goes to their computer. After passing through a bunch of ads in Windows to start the word processor, it too won’t work. They need to renew the Office 360 account.
Fine, they load up Google Docs. After writing it all, they go to print. It won’t do it. They check the ink. Full. There’s a notification they missed: they need to pay for a subcription to HP.
Exhausted, they start chores. The Roomba has a red LED; it won’t start. They lay down on the couch, defeated. The smart watch is low on juice and won’t tell the time. They turn on the television, and an outage means YouTube won’t let them log in.
If someone pre-2006 watched this in theaters, they would laugh. It would just be so absurd.
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